Toddler Whisperer (Chatfic story about rock band assistants)

NEWBIE entered Official Assistants of The Band Members (OATBAM) Chat. KAREMEHOME entered the OATBAM Chat. MOSHIMOSHI entered the OATBAM Chat. KIPSLIPS entered the OATBAM Chat. SMOLISBIG entered the OATBAM Chat. NEWBIE: What kind of Christmas gift should I get for my new boss? *loudly crying face emoji* KIPSLIPS: *rolling on the floor laughing emoji" KAREMEHOME: *face palm emoji* MOSHIMOSHI: *face with rolling eyes emoji* NEWBIE: *confused face emoji* SMOLISBIG: Whatever you get him, he'll hate it.